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Text 19 Apr 193,421 notes Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

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putmyheadinsuchaflurry:

uptheeucalyptustree:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

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[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Bonus if you make it from the point of view of a fictional character

OMG PLEASE THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!

Everyone that does this, I swear to god, You will get a personalized drawing of you on your wedding day based on your blog!

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lailaturtle:

*w* hes so adorable and ijustcant |

he goes from :| to cx

metal-af:

lailaturtle:

*w* hes so adorable and ijustcant |

he goes from :| to cx

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i am three years behind in my math homework

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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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asongofwaterearthfireandair:

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

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rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

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chafing-nipples:

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becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

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modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

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graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

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mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

therefore i am a cat

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